So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My vagina is very pro this idea
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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