Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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