My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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