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• (917): View more from New York City

  sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world

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• (315): View more from New York

  My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow

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  I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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