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(772): View more from Florida

I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.

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(772): I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring. http://tfl.nu/9i68

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(313): View more from Michigan

her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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(313): her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli http://tfl.nu/6z4f

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(678): View more from Georgia

Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.

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(678): Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it. http://tfl.nu/0dlq

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already

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(401): hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already http://tfl.nu/dz2h

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(319): View more from Iowa

My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.

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(319): My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home. http://tfl.nu/nin0

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.

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(440): Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed. http://tfl.nu/3vnt

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(916): View more from California

In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?

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Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.

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(916): In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room? (1-916): Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne. http://tfl.nu/vsj8

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(713): View more from Texas

do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?

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(713): do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister? http://tfl.nu/m4fg

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(317): View more from Indiana

I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.

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(317): I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block. http://tfl.nu/1spf

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.

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(651): It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face. http://tfl.nu/y5ia

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(831): View more from California

After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"

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(831): After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!" http://tfl.nu/os8d

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.

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(913): I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against. http://tfl.nu/anj9

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.

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(202): She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family. http://tfl.nu/nmso

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(256): View more from Alabama

He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for

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(256): He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for http://tfl.nu/28ug

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(925): View more from California

I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability

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(925): I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability http://tfl.nu/3svt

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