i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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