i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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