Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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