We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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