i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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