I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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