If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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