I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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