I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Floor bacon is actually really good
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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