I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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