your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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