So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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