you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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