Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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