He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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