Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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