$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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