I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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