Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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