I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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