Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
My feet surprised me
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