love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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