it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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