If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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