SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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