I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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