so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it was like eating out sand paper
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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