Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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