Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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