id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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