i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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