ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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