i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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