when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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