im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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