haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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