you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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