absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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