? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
from now on my penis is your penis
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Actions speak louder than pants.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
