shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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