we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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