it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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