omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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