Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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