What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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