At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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