she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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