there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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